Book Excerpt
No! No! #63
Become irate with a parent who grumbles about your kid’s blatant rudeness.
(angrily defending your dreadful darling will make what she did wrong A-okay)
….Nora looked around and quickly realized that this woman was talking about her babies! She thought
that this woman had a lot of nerve. There was no way that Nora was going to let her get away with
talking about her girls! Nora put her hands on her wide hips. She advised the woman that if she didn’t
want her kid to get pushed around, then she should have rented the entire aquarium. The woman put
her hands on her hips and replied that she shouldn’t have to rent the aquarium. She added a remark
that common people lacking in social training should be denied entrance. A red-hot Nora was fuming.
She was ready to take this argument to the next level. Nora planted her feet into the ground and
responded that she was looking at the most common person in the whole place. The woman just looked
at Nora in complete disbelief. Without saying another word, she took her daughter by the hand and
walked away. Nora knew that she had her feeling stupid with that one. The lady deserved to get told off
for trying to say that Nora’s daughters didn’t have any manners. This aquarium was a public place. If
uppity folks’ kids were too wimpy to take a little shoving, then they should…
Become irate with a parent who grumbles about your kid’s blatant rudeness.
(angrily defending your dreadful darling will make what she did wrong A-okay)
….Nora looked around and quickly realized that this woman was talking about her babies! She thought
that this woman had a lot of nerve. There was no way that Nora was going to let her get away with
talking about her girls! Nora put her hands on her wide hips. She advised the woman that if she didn’t
want her kid to get pushed around, then she should have rented the entire aquarium. The woman put
her hands on her hips and replied that she shouldn’t have to rent the aquarium. She added a remark
that common people lacking in social training should be denied entrance. A red-hot Nora was fuming.
She was ready to take this argument to the next level. Nora planted her feet into the ground and
responded that she was looking at the most common person in the whole place. The woman just looked
at Nora in complete disbelief. Without saying another word, she took her daughter by the hand and
walked away. Nora knew that she had her feeling stupid with that one. The lady deserved to get told off
for trying to say that Nora’s daughters didn’t have any manners. This aquarium was a public place. If
uppity folks’ kids were too wimpy to take a little shoving, then they should…
No! No! #17
Interview your mother before she keeps the baby.
(she may have lost her touch since raising you)
No! No! #18
Take your sweet time responding to your baby’s cries.
(chances are she’s crying for no other reason except to drive you
crazy)
No! No! #19
Don’t put a hat and jacket on your wee one if you aren’t wearing
them.
(if it’s warm enough for you, then it’s warm enough for your less
insulated kid)
Interview your mother before she keeps the baby.
(she may have lost her touch since raising you)
No! No! #18
Take your sweet time responding to your baby’s cries.
(chances are she’s crying for no other reason except to drive you
crazy)
No! No! #19
Don’t put a hat and jacket on your wee one if you aren’t wearing
them.
(if it’s warm enough for you, then it’s warm enough for your less
insulated kid)
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